Onioning

When you shoplift from the supermarket by scanning items through the self-service till as an onion (the lowest price item).

In a shameful display of self destruction, depression and sickening greed (potentially malice), pitiful celebrity TV 'chef' Anthony 'The Abhorrent' Worrell Thompson was caught literally red handed onioning a bottle of red wine and some camembert. His family are dutifully shocked.

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