safety orgasm

masturbating prior to a date so as not to get as excited and ejaculate too early when you're having sex.

If you have a safety orgasm before having sex with a partner you last longer than if you don't.

A safety orgasm also calms your nerves. Masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.

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cockdoggie

small hot dogs wraped in biscuit dough.

Food. Look at all this food.

What a beautiful party. Little cockdoggies.

They're called cocktail wienies.

Wienies. I'm so sorry. My English is not so good.

But I'm learning.

Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in Rat Race