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the art of bashing the back of a chicks head in when shes going down on you. preferebly until she passes out. then you finish.
"dude, tiffany came over last night and started to give me head when i got an uncontrollable urge to bash her skull in. so i did, and she hasnt woken up yet. i think shes dead."
"i got myself into some hammerheading action the other day and now i can't read anymore."
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The art of taping the king chess piece to your penis and ramming the female of your choice with it.
"Oh Domino! CASTLE MY ASS!"
"Dude, I met this bitch the other night and lets just say that the castling lasted well over 4 hours. I think I have cancer now"
"It smells good but it tastes so bad."
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The sexual artform know as The Obliterator is quite possibly the most destructive act in sex today. It requires insertion of a fully erect penis into a anus and insertion of both testicles into the vagina, one at a time.
Then you begin to rock back and forth in a violent manner, preferebly while flailing your arms wildly and screaming at the top of your lungs.
"Hey Susan, it's me, Jonathan. I was hoping you would let me come over and obliterate the fuck out of you. Cool? See you at karaoke tuesday."
"Hello, my name is Erica and I was recently a victim of The Obliterator from 3 differet men in one night. I've had abortions and I can no longer walk. God, it was great."
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