the day you cry because you didnt get your polyester sweater yesterday. if you did get your polyester sweater yesterday, congrats. we all envy you and hope you trip and fall down the stairs.
girl 1-hey girl why are you so sad!
girl 2-because i made it all the way to december 3rd without getting a sweater. Now its december 4th the day of celebration for some the day of misery for most.