impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

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coint

an expression coined for urban dictionary, frequently related to the word cunt or coitus.

A few coints in urban dictionary: aunt; bunt; cunt; dunt; sunt; xunt; and zunt.

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cuntroversy

A false accusation of rape.

That Duke Lacrosse case was just a cuntroversy.

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diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

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