The second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (The first being chocolate)
Squirt that bottle of astroglide and get that hot body moving baby!
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see ya wouldn't wanna be ya can't please ya
You suck, so, sywwbycpy!!
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Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.
"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."
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Really crappy. Of shit. Sucky. Shitty. Crappy.
Great, I missed the bus again, this is just craptastic.
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A place where all the customers want everything for free or cheaper even though wal-mart price cuts every other company out of business by being so cheap in there products prices and how they treat their employee's and ass. Lisa's a whore monkey.
Wal-mart customers stampede over the door greeters then complain that they tripped because of the workers.
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The word "sperm" spoken with a new york accent.
Heas what went down, I drank a tonna Mountain Dew, so my spoim count is lowah cuzza the yellow numba five they add in for the coluh.
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