Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.

He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.

Car Tetris

The art of getting everything you need for a camping trip or festival, into the back of the car with no space left

'did you get it all in the the car?'
'Yes, I car tetrissed it!'