Alicia

Alicia is the girl in your course who answers all the questions and is a teacher’s pet. She dresses surprisingly well for a 9 am Law class, which would be weird but she seems really happy about it. She’s the type of person to take notes during a Netflix documentary to try and solve the murder case before the last episode. She’s very stubborn and won’t back down from her opinions, which in some cases will make you reconsider why you even disagreed with her in the first place. If you ask her why she’s single she’ll be left stuttering, but when it comes to her distaste for mangoes, she can give you a whole thesis and presentation. Regardless, Alicia is the friend you didn’t think you would have, the friend you didn’t think you would deserve, but the one that you’re glad to have.

Person A: Yo dude, what's happening over there? It looks like someone's having a seizure and panic attack at the same time.

Person B: Oh don't worry, that's Alicia. She stepped outside to get some crisp air but didn't realize that she was next to a mango tree.

Person A: Oh, is she allergic?

Person B: No, she's just dramatic.