white bandit

The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.

Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."

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