Jaypaving

A means of satisfying your friends by wanking in front of a mirror and filming it for passers by in the street to watch

John got caught jaypaving it. You should have seen his face!

hallam

When you are forced to do a shit in the bushes.

There isn't a toilet for fucking miles. I'm going to have to pull a hallam out of the bag.

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