ide

Modern spelling of I would, from Old English ic wolde. Same as I'd but without a capital letter or apostrophe requirement. e is added for phonetics and disambiguation from id and ID.

ide like to think that we can get over the need for apostrophes in general speech.

turdforsaken

same as turd forsaken
alternate spaceless form
true in all english variants

we are in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. it is a turdforsaken place. what a load of shit.

turd forsaken

turd holds itself together better than this
it is below turd
turd has abandoned it

i really don't like this turd forsaken place

mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.