Licky Bap

Licky Bap- adj: referring to someone's actions as "preposterous" and "bewildering"
Also used in speech as a noun referring to something random

"What's the answer to question 8?" said Theodore

"Licky Bap" said Jude

Weenal

The Weenal is a noun body part that refers to a male's "ring" around their genitalia.

It can be used as an insult referring to some as being a "cock-blocker"

Bro, why are you being such a weenal, let me cook"