HBONow and Settle Down

In the same vein as Netflix and Chill and Hulu and Commitment, HBONow and Settle Down is for people ready to get married. As HBONow contains more mature content and sophisticated dramas, it is the premiere streaming / on-demand service for those who have fully reached adulthood. Furthermore, it is for those who have reached the economic vitality needed to secure a lifelong commitment from another person, as it is the most expensive of the popular streaming / on-demand services.

Person A: We started off Netflix and Chilling years ago. Now she wants to HBONow and Settle Down.
Person B: Get a prenup, bro.