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Anna

Anna is the juvenile form of the genus "Bagel".
Before they evolve into Bagels, Anna's are usually shy and reserved, but extremely selfless individuals.
After evolution, Bagels are very intimidating and can make you shut the *** up with one look, similar to the abilities of "Raquels" (Rachels in mature form). However, Bagels are usually more fun than native Raquels and like to show up at random parties.
When they aren't procrastinating, Bagels are actually quite smart.
They are also athletic and very good at on-land activities, however, they usually leave swimming to the Jenny genus (which has no scientific nickname as of now, but seems to respond to almost anything familiar).
Bagel's diets usually consist of eis and schokolade.
Overall, Bagels (and by extension Annas) are very nice and will be the best friend you could ever have, but they will soon take over your head space.

"Hey Anna, would you like some Genetically Modified Oreos?"

"Ur mom's a Bagel!"

by jasper_is_wifey September 10, 2021