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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.

Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!

by jaybaby June 18, 2013


slayjey

to be fake or scan towards a person

That boy is "SLAYJEY"

by jaybaby November 23, 2020


bludablu

to remind a fine girl who is simping over a guy of "HOT GIRL SUMMER"

omg tray is so fine. no girl "bludablu!" crying* you right child

by jaybaby November 23, 2020


attitudish

someone is having sort of a attitude which is attitudish

you have an very attitudish vibe

by jaybaby November 23, 2020