iTrouble

What you get when you switch to the iPhone.

me: I'm not getting texts from Verizon :(
she: Uh oh the iTrouble beings...

tramp cuffs

tattoo on the wrist. simple, scripted word or short phrase. comes with a deep back story.

derek: is the wrist tat the new lower back tat?
jack: apparently yes
jack: tramp cuffs
derek: haha
jack: i'm totally going to urbandictionary that right now