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A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!
A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!
one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
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From a Donald Trump tweet from June 8th 2018.
A truly braindead way to misspell the name of the East African country of Somalia. A misspelling only achievable by the bigly-est and most-winning of all pussy grabbers.
Clearly not a miss-typed phase as THE "A" AND "O" KEYS ARE ACROSS THE FREAKING KEYBOARD FROM EACH OTHER.
Adolf Twitler "My thoughts and prayers are with the families of our serviceman who was killed and his fellow servicemen who were wounded in Somolia. They are truly all HEROES."
Everyone else who has a brain and a 6th grade education: "you mean SomAlia."
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Down to Clown. If your Down to Clown then you're up for some general highjinks and clowning around. Grab the make up and wig, hop in your little car and lets go to town!
Tinder douche: aye bby u DTF?
Girl: no but I'm D.T.C.
Tinder douche: what's that
Girl: I'm Down to Clown if u are
*pervert then leaves knowing he will not be able to sodomize with attractive female. He reasons its because "she was crazy"*
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Anarchy for men.
The general governing system for Frat houses.
While anarchy is typically defined by the ethos "no gods, no masters", manarchy is exemplified by freedom based upon The Bro Code.
"bro that frat house is a wild place"
"yeah man they have no rules, its absolute manarchy there"
Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.
Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!