Summer Vacation

The Summer Vacation is the word that describes the "recess" of the students during the summer. However, this word is just the codeword for the loophole teachers get to assign work, so despite popular belief, it's really not a recess at all. Students are just being brainwashed and don't realize they still have school on their summer "vacation."

Student 1: Yes!!! Summer Vacation is here!
Student That Possesses Superior Knowledge: You mean secret summer workload is here?

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homance

A homosexual romance.

Will you be in a homance with me?

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Life

Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.

Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.

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Brittanica

A Brittish girl with one of those annoying accents. She has had one boob removed. Just one. Weird right? If you see the Brittanica, run the other way..but would you be able to outrun her Native American blow gun? (pervs) Let's just hope you never find out, as if you do, we will never find out and know the truth about this grotesque beast. Oh that Brittanica, she used to be good back in the day. However, the one boob removal made her bitter. Oh, if she says she hates you, don't worry about it; it means nothing coming from a one boobed freak.

Julie: have you heard about that grotesque monster they call brittanica?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?

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Gives You Hell

Lyrics to The All American Reject's "Gives You Hell." These three words along with other parts of the lyrics are usually a.) sung or b.) whispered creepily in someone's ear. If someone does the latter, they will never regret it and be labeled as the "creeper."

Julie: "When you see my face hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way I hope it GIVES YOU HELL."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."

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snooked

Refers to an incident where a male punches a smaller, defenseless female in the face as in Snookie on the Jersey Shore show.

Dude, did you see how hard he snooked that girl?

Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?

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LBO

Lay Bitchez Out

Ready to LBO during tonight's game?

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