Krispy

A Krispy is a term that describes a particular girl who meets certain specifications. She has to a.) be weird, b.) giggle like a little schoolgirl rather than plain laughing, c.) says "tee hee hee" at random times during the day making others suspect she is conspiring against them but most importantly, d.)makes uncomfortable, awkward yet amusing noises with her boyfriend that can't be described in any words other than, "OGGGGGGG!" She often threatens people with smacks.

Krispy: OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M GONNA SMACK YOU OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Julie: Oh no! The Krispy's noise of doom! NOT A SMACK TO THE FACE! AHHHH. DON'T TAKE BOTH MY EARDRUMS AND MY FACE!!!

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Purple

Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.

Purple is the only note-worthy color. The end.

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Global Domination

Supreme control of the planet Earth.

Despite failures in the past, I possess superior knowledge, and Global Domination will soon be mine. Mua ha ha ha ha.

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In the Dunes

code for sharing the gift of sexual intercourse, in the dunes on the beach. This came from the lyrics to Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade, "We made love by the ocean." If someone asks a person of the same gender to meet them in the dunes, the best thing to do would be to run away; never. look. back.

Meet me in the dunes.

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Red Robin Prank

This is an activity done at Red Robin by saying it is someone's birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. The people known to participate in such an embarrassing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person's closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a Sunday and a thirty second claim to fame for them. Some will refer to this activity as karma for said victim, however, it is just a mean prank done to ostracize, humiliate, and isolate this innocent person. This person will make his or herself look even more dumb by clapping along until they catch on it's THEIR "birthday." The accusers will then tell the victim to go into their birthday suit because they're a bunch of perverts. Not to mention, it will probably be the victim's birthday in 23 days anyway.

Lacrosse team: *whispers to server, "Hey, the pretty girl on the team down there, yeah it's her birthday.
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)

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