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A classic snow storm where 8-10 inches are predicted. When it is all said and done you only receive 3 inches. Children's dreams of a day off from school are crushed.
2. I big bulky man whom you would think that all parts would match, respectively. Unfortunetly when the lady friend gets intimate enough she is profoundly disappointed, only getting the 2 or 3 inches of the 8 she expected.
M: Storms a cummin...think its an irish blizzard.
Lady Friend: Boring.
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A fart the proceeds a larger fart. the reason for this is for safety of the individual farting, to ensure that there is not something more behind it. If the individual is not sure about if he or she has to crap or not, the sentinel fart is utilized to determine this. If the fart is disbanded in safety, it is ok to proceed with the larger, more robust flattace.
P1: Why does Brad keep crapping his pants like a 2nd grader? He is a grown man.
P2: He should probably be taught the magic of sentinel flattace.
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when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.
P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...
P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...
P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.
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