Carol Trolling

The art of finding a random group of carolers and joining them with an extremely annoying instrument (such as a vuvuzela or kazoo) and/or singing along way off the original key of the song.

Some carolers passed by my house the other day and I joined them by playing my facemelting "O Holy Night" kazoo solo. It was a successful carol trolling adventure.

Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.