Cracker Factor

It's a rating that guys give girls scaled by the amount of crackers they would tolerate them eating in bed, putting up with the inconvenience of all the crumbs.

"what's her cracker factor?"

"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"

"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"

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Whitney Spears

A middle aged to older woman, dressing up to look like and/or acting like she is half her age.

Appearing to be virginal, when shes a second hand dartboard

This is usually to try to pull younger men, or deny the fact she is getting old.

"Whitney spears alert at 2'o Clock!"
"Check out the whitney spears! She has to be wearing her daughters clothes!"

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