spose

a gender-neutral word for a husband or wife, when you don't want to use spouse

Hey gals, did you meet my spose? Harry?

Hey gang, I'd like you to meet my spose, Shirley!

AS REQUIRED BY LAW, ADD SIGNATURE OF ANY LIVING SPOSE

Man, I'd like to do his spose, she hot.

Her spose is SUCH a slob!

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rorke

to laugh unexpectedly loud, at something that wasn't meant to be funny, but is. the laugh is sudden, and hard, and quick, and sounds like something between a roar and a squawk, hence RORKE.

whoa did you see this in the paper? "Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"

RORKE!

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