Vagician

The act of using your wand to impregnate someone, then performing the disappearing magic trick.

Him: I'm a vagician, I'll show you a magic trick, I'll get you pregnant and disappear!
Her: oh cool - wait where'd he go? Fuck.

Fuck me dingo

To fuck ones dingo, also meaning "well, fuck me"

person 1: omg, look at that hot chick
person 2: fuck me dingo
person 1: I know right!

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