Agent Zero

a.) the act of indefinitely suspending a romantic/sexual relationship with vague assurances that the association could be re-established at some unidentified later date.

b.) being indefinitely suspended by a romantic/sexual partner without a clear understanding of the seriousness of their intentions.

"He was great in bed but I still have that hottie special agent to go out with and my ex-boyfriend visiting in a couple months. I think I'm going to have to pull an Agent Zero."

"He lives across the country but we have a really special connection - we didn't break up but he says he needs some time to himself, do you think I've been Agent Zeroed?"

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