I'm fine

The perennial cry of the intoxicated.

Sober guy: "Shit dude you can't even stand up"

Drunk guy struggling to maintain his balance: "Nah dude I'm fine, really I'm just fiiiiiine..."

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ima

An astonishing elision of the phrase "I am going to," making it the first and only 'triple elision' in the entire English language.

Notice the use of three distinct elisions to turn a four word phrase into a three letter word: "I am going to" > "I'm going to" > "I'm gonna" > "ima."

Awesome.

"Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!"

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There are two sides to the argument

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

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