cleavaged out

One of the final steps in a female choosing the cleavage appropriate outfit for any occasion.

GF1 "Are you ready to go yet?"

GF2 "Yup, face on, cleavaged out!"

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

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