Swag

adjective:
to be very extremely super duper cool- almost in an impossible way. you are extra awesome.

me: you are very swaggy
hot girl: thanks you too ;)
me: *shits my pants*

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.