Fappcident

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

Item-Fagging

Exclusively used in Mario Kart Double Dash.
The act of staying in the back of the race and collecting all of the good items.

Arthur: Wow, look at Eric Item-Fagging in the back.
Bill: Yea, what a bitch.

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Boy-Meats-Whirled

The act of whirling boy meats.
Not to be confused with the 90s sitcom Boy Meets World starring Ben Savage.

Jack: You see that subway guy Jared whirling the boy meats?
James: Yeah, that was totally Boy-Meats-Whirled.

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