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Elizabeth from Knoxville

A female so utterly convinced of the correctness of her position, even when that position includes violating federal law, that she is completely dumbfounded when she encounters resistance to her conduct.

Elizabeth: "I got maced! I got like a foot inside and they PUSHED ME OUT and THEY MACED ME!"

Reporter: "What's your name, where are you from?"
Elizabeth: "I'm Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee."
Reporter: "Why did you want to go in?"
Elizabeth: "We're stormin' the Capitol! It's a revolution, and they MACED me!"

Store Attendant: "Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a face mask to come into the store."
Elizabeth: "HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO NOT WEAR A MASK!"
Store Attendant: "You wouldn't happen to be Elizabeth from Knoxville, would you?"

by jbhorn January 10, 2021


Elizabeth from Knoxville

A female so utterly convinced of the correctness of her position, even when that position includes violating federal law, that she is completely dumbfounded when she encounters resistance to her conduct.

Elizabeth: "I got maced! I got like a foot inside and they PUSHED ME OUT and THEY MACED ME!"

Reporter: "What's your name, where are you from?"
Elizabeth: "I'm Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee."
Reporter: "Why did you want to go in?"
Elizabeth: "We're stormin' the Capitol! It's a revolution, and they MACED me!"

Store Attendant: "Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a face mask to come into the store."
Elizabeth: "HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO NOT WEAR A MASK!"
Store Attendant: "You wouldn't happen to be Elizabeth from Knoxville, would you?"

by jbhorn January 10, 2021

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invalueless

A combination of invaluable and valueless. Can mean the opposite of "valueless" or the opposite of "invaluable."

Dude, what you're telling me is invalueless!

by jbhorn March 7, 2008