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A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
39π 58π
A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score
That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.
22π 35π
The billowing cloud of (pot) smoke when you open the door of a van, car, bathroom, outhouse, etc, in which someone has been imbibing.
Spicoli and his buds were laughing pretty hard rolled out of the van with a white buffalo.
37π 63π
The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.
Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.
13π 3π
The act of having sex in a sleeping bag. Often because it is too cold to do it any where else. Difficult to perform well because of the limited space.
It bears some resemblance to the Kayak maneuver. There are invariably fluids deposited to the interior of the bag which are a minor annoyance, but which cannot be dealt with immediately. Often results in someone getting thrown out of the boat, much laughing and giggling by the participants, and jeers, applause and hoots by nearby campers.
Frequently performed by or with river guides, Climbing guides, etc.
Josh: "Sarah and I had an eskimo roll last night after the campfire burned down."
John: "Yeah. I know. Everyone in the tent was laughing. I guess it was your turn."
17π 1π
1. Exclamation to be spoken while drinking beer and driving on a dirt road when coming to a pothole or bump. This allows the passengers to lift and hold their beers steady to avoid spillage.
2. Refrigerator. Especially a kegerator or fridge used exclusively for storing beer.
3. Locked refrigerator. Usually to keep roommates and visitors out of your beer stash.
4. Belly. Or beer belly.
1. "Beer safe! Bump coming up!"
2. "As long as you're up, pull me a cold one from the beer safe"
3. "Hey, can I have a beer? WTF! Why is the fridge locked?" "That's the beer safe. I'm tired of everyone drinking my beer, and never buying any."
4. "Let me put that beer somewhere warm, dark, and safe. Like my beer safe."
1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.
4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"