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Ryan is the name given to those who are destined for greatness. They are usually loved by many, usually due to either their looks or kindness (or both). If a Ryan decides to put you into his social circle, rest assured he will give you lots of love, and if a Ryan decides to make you his romantic partner, rest assured that you'll remain very satisfied.

Because of their good looks, and because many people are not attractive enough to pull a Ryan, Ryans are sometimes given a bad reputation. Ryans have a tendency of attracting both women and men, whether they choose to acknowledge this or not is dependent upon other Ryan-factors. Ryans also tend to have an interest in art - and all things beautiful - and will not settle with surrounding themselves with mediocrity.

The current theory behind the loyalty of Ryans, is that Ryans were Golden Retrievers at some point in their past lives... this remains debated.

Ryans are loyal, talented, intelligent, kind, and charming. If you find a Ryan that gives you attention, do whatever you can to keep them around.

"God... that guy Ryan was a douche. Every Ryan I've ever dated has been an asshole."
"Tom... he just wanted you for sex. You can't blame him, a Ryan would never settle for a 5."

by jcmakesmusic November 22, 2021