defunct wear

Clothing displaying the logo and/or name of a company that no longer exists.

"Hey Dora, I love your Pets.com shirt."
"Thanks, I've got lots of defunct wear from the dot-bomb days."

browser window amnesia

A mental lapse occurring when multiple browser windows are open and you forget which one is playing music. This is incredibly annoying and may require you to restart your browser.

"Where is that music coming from!?"
"It's my computer but I'm not sure what it's coming from!"
"Well, turn it off!"
"I have a serious medical condition. It's called browser window amnesia!"
"That's not serious, you just found it on urban dictionary."
"Urban dictionary is a the world's most respected source for neologisms."
"You're right! You do have a serious mental condition!"

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helicopter rich

a resident of Sao Paolo, Brazil that is so rich he travels to work in a helicopter.

That dude isn't just rich, he's helicopter rich.