Overfucked

A vagina that been used to such extent for vigorous sexual activity that it is no longer desirable.

That slut's so overfucked she's seen more rubber than the freeway. I wouldn't touch it with YOUR dick on ten foot pole.

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Lunchbox Letdown

A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.

Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."

Kyle: "I hate that!"

Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."