casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

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VPILF

Recognizing her beauty pageant past and as a hockey mom, refers to Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, as the VPILF, the Vice President I'd like to F*CK.

Dude, Sarah Palin is hot. Definitely - VPILF material.

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