rotate his stock

Masturbating to ejaculation, supposedly for the purpose of disposing of old sperm so that fresh, new sperm can take its place.

John didn't have a date on Saturday night, so he just went home to rotate his stock.

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Like that there

Akin to Seinfeld's Yada Yada Yada. It indicates a repetative or obvious progressing in the current or specified action.

Bob: If you keep jerking off, you're gonna go blind, grow hair on your palms, and like that there.

Rob: Whatever. Wanna go for Taco Bell?

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