gopher in the hole

when you have to poo and its starting to come out your ass and it goes in and out and you have to squeeze it with your ass cheeks

morgan: i just gophered

Jessica: you mean gopher in the hole

Morgan: sorry man i got it on your wall

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smarter child

a retarded computer that talks to you on msn and he doesnt make sence

says:
my name is joe
- smarter child - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u joe?

says:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was frank but now i'll call u joe.

says:
thanks yo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi joe. what's up?
says:
nm you ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?

says:
how are you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm doing well. how about u, joe?
says:
greeeart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i didn't understand that.
says:
great
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup.

says:
do you like sex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

says:
why not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why not? u tell me.

says:
cause your a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup. that's what i am.

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Jessicaanicholsonn ; says:
homo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i don't like the way u r speaking now. these r awful words 2 use.
says:
why cause its true ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

says:
you enjoy talking about how your gay ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i am not prejudiced in any way, and i would never cause anyone any harm.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
says:
cause you said you enjoyed the conversation dumbass

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