pip slap

to strike another with a table tennis paddle, pip side out, like a pimp would strike a prostitute. To bring about a necessary change in their behavior or exert dominance.

1) I'm pretty good at table tennis, I think I can beat you in a friendly competition.
2) <pip slap!!>
1) I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said a thing. I'll sit back down now.

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