brampton

/'bram-ton/
Noun

A tiny, miniscule male genital organ...

A type of male copulatory organ handled with magnifying glass and tweezers..

An unpleasant surprise and encounter for a lady in the throws of passion

Synonyms
tiny phallus, small dick, macaroni dick

"And then I realised he had a brampton! Didn't know what to do... Or what it was good for!"

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hershey hose

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.

"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."