UPS

Useless Piece of Shit

The new guy Brad is a UPS.

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pickles

1. The universally recognized "P word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete surprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

1. I do not accept the "P word" as your name
2. What in the pickle?
3. You stupid pickle!
4. I suggest we go pickle in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This pickling guy was so pickling weird. He asked me if I was pickling insane.
6. Aw, PICKLES!!
7. Holy pickles! You guys rock!
8. Just pickling jump before I pickling kick you in the balls!

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mexico balls

What Israelis refer to the STD we know as crabs. They do not call it crabs because crabs are trefah.

I slept with this ho, but she gave me mexico balls.

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submacopter

A submarine that can also fly. Holy Shit.

We were losing the battle, but then our submacopter reinforcements flew out of the water and destroyed the enemy.

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