Richie Incognito

To sexually pleasure oneself in a covert manner. Often done during vacations or when sleeping in a room with other people. Usually done under the covers. Requires great dexterity and usually only undertaken by elite fappers. Originated from the former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito, who was known to masturbate profusely, though discretely, during football practice.

1. Samuel's girlfriend had been at a horse show for five days when his parents called for a surprise family vacation. With his sister in the room at the hotel, he was forced to Richie Incognito every night for a whole week.
2. Bored on the 10 hour transatlantic flight, Jabes Richie Incognito'd three times before his mother caught him and slapped him.
3. Richie Incognitoing is a commonplace at boarding schools.

Abola

A disease commonly affecting females with large, tight, juicy asses. Some symptoms of Abola include a below average or unattractive face, acne, unappealing features, and abnormally shaped or unappealing breasts.

Douglass spotted a women with a spectacular posterior. However, when he laid eyes upon her front side, he noticed that she acne scars and a large misshapen nose. He was going to approach her anyways, until he noticed her abnormally shaped breasts, which happened to be completely different sizes. Douglass sighed, why must so many women with amazing asses be infected with Abola?

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Roofied

To get unknowingly raped on a test. When initially after taking a test you feel very good about it, only to find out when you receive your results you did very poorly. Derived from the fact that after ingesting the drug Flunitrazepam(roofie), you can get raped and not even know it.

Johnny left the exam room feeling as if he aced the multiple choice section and wrote an amazing essay. Little did he know that he actually got roofied by the test, and will receive a score of 47%.

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