soccer

The gayest sport. in gay countries its sometimes known as football. 90 minutes of nothing. players wear stupid long socks and short shorts. if someone gets a goal then thats like a once in a million years occasion. the only sport where 2-0 is a blowout. 95% of the game is spent by 2 defence guys tapping the ball to eachother. if you touch someone you get sent off the field. if someone gets the ball taken from them they flop and pretend they're hurt. if someone scores then they jus put all their players in the defence half of the field. goalies feel the need to dive for the ball, even if its going straight to them. NBA is way better.

soccer fan: OMG did you see that guy on the other team just dive onto the ground and pretend hes hurt. I hate when he does that.

me: everyone who plays soccer does that. duh.

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flop

A word used to describe someone who falls over on purpose in sport to get a foul,freekick,or wateva. mostly happens in soccer.

me: geez did u see that guy flop.how gay was that!

gay soccer fan: oh nice play old chap. great strategy.

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