School

Basically, Hell's twin

Dude 1: What do we have today?
Dude 2: Oh, school
Dude 1: But I don't want to go to hell
Dude 2: Ya same but we didn't sign up for it as well, are parents did

Sleep

Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly

Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not