sugar

PCP. Sugar... PCP... same thing.

Mitch Hedburg: "At the doctor, they tried to trick me with all these yes or no questions. Have you ever tried sugar? ... or PCP?"

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renude

To become naked... AGAIN.

I'm going to shower, but first I must get renude.

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squirter

the male ejaculation x 10

god damn!

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bangladeshi rocket

Whilst having sex with the shits, you both simultaneously ejaculate and shit yourself, creating a rocket like spray from your ass which causes one last powerfull thrust.

Mate, I shouldnt have slept with the girlfriend last night!! The Bangladeshi slaughterhouse became a Bangladeshi rocket and now I'm single!!

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Doing a Toby

When you get so drunk you sleep in a bush.

I was so bad last night I ended up doing a Toby in the park on the way home

fake loller

1. One who types "lol" without actually laughing.
2. A person who gives the impression that he or she is "laughing out loud" while he or she is truly not.

bibble: lol is andy with you?.... no
bibble: lol
tim: no
bibble: andy is at his house
bibble: i know im talkin to him
tim: you asked!
tim: i just answer the questions
bibble: i know, but i also said ......no
bibble: at the end
tim: you also said lol
tim: and i'm sure you didn't really do that
bibble: sshhh
tim: fake loller.

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