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when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.
dude, moore was like "we're going to south padre!". i was almost packing up my suitcases, then i find out he queered it up. he's always doing shit like that.
7π 33π
someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.
damn, jon is being an assfacius today
three dollars and fifty cents. the amount of money that goddamn lochness monster wants.
that goddamn lochness monster wants tree fitty again!
886π 124π
acknowledgement of someone agreeing completely with a certain view of yours.
dude, you wanna go get some triple meat bacon cheese burgers and a trashcan full of french fries? --- hoo, ya damn right i do.
24π 13π
acknowledgement of someone agreeing completely with a certain view of yours.
dude, you wanna go get some triple meat bacon cheese burgers and a trashcan full of french fries? --- hoo, ya damn right i do.
21π 19π
the expulsion of air that sounds like a burp when you're pounding a female with your meat wand.
i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.
57π 19π
when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis
dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.
6π 13π