NPC

When someone is acting like he's programmed to do so.
They often have the worst social skills, sense of fashion and have the weirdest hobies.

''Look there is Floris, he is an NPC''
''That dude is absolutely acoustic, he is like an NPC''

Elephant dance

A man can perform the Elephant Dance while naked. It's done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your penis to "slap" his hips.

My lady always asks me to do the Elephant Dance when I get out of the shower.

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