butt rake

1.) Various angles in lower back and butt cheek geometry.

2.) The area that starts at the lower back where the butt is connected and following that slope to where the slope starts the 90 degree vertical drop.

Jack : Mike, you see the new secretary ! What a freeking babe !

Mike: Yeah and her butt rake is fascinating !!

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butt ring

The dark area around the base of a hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.

Hey baby, what is this ring around the toothpaste tube, 'Oh, sorry darling, I didnt mean to leave it on the sink top, that's my butt ring on my hemorrhoidal ointment injector tube.

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mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

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crap on a shingle

1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"

4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.

Hey sweetle, that was some good crap on a shingle.

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As It Googles Out

As it turns out when Googled.

Hey I looked up the last king of England today, and As It Googles Out, it was william III.

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macrobater

A Person who macrobates.

Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.

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tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

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