Toilet Snakes

They live in Iran, in the toilet-holes and bite your ass and balls when you go to take a shit

"navid was taking a dump in iran when a toilet snake bit off one of his nuts"

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OPC

One pump chump

Kelly says he's an OPC, he stuck it in once and said he was done.

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OBQ

one beer queer

That OBQ Gyro passed out from one beer.

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trickass

a harlot, a skank, a whore

Don't talk to me like that, trickass!

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