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The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.
I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.
24π 114π
When two females have sex with a double ended dildo while it is lit on fire.
Or, for a variation (if possible):
Two females have sex with a crumpet lit on fire, and then pour hot tea on eachother.
Oh man, those chicks did the london broiler and now they're in the hospital!
11π 28π
A person who plays Frisbee day in, day out, every day, summer, spring, winter, and fall. Usually he/she play Ultimate, but will often engage in a simple game of catch to enhance throwing and catching abilities.
7th period lunch at Red Hook High School has the highest concentration of Frisbeetarians. They played in three feet of snow!
16π 122π
When a female is on her period and the guy shoots sperm onto the blood, licks it up, then kisses her.
I rainbow kissed your mom, and she loved it.
23π 71π
Angela and KD rolling around in jello kicking the shit out of one another.
KD had angela begging her to stop bashing her head in the ground as they jello wrestled.
5π 28π
according to Crsty, "He's so adorable...hehe"
Edsel is so adorable.
34π 30π