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Bae

Before Anyone else

Guy: that girl is my bae
Girl: i thought i was ur bae?!
Guy: oh ya uh sorry i was just uh zoning out, i thought u were uh nvm.

by jellooreo1005 January 11, 2017


2016

WORST YEAR EVER

ME to everyone: RULE 1 OF 2017 NEVER TALK BOUT 2016

by jellooreo1005 January 11, 2017

35👍 8👎


Lily

Vegan- thinks she is a model- apparently a actor- flexible- talks and talks about her life and doesn't give a f about anyone else.

Lily: I'm just so tired from my tv show
girl: what show
Lily: oh can't tell you but guess what I'm VEGAN
girl: oh really
Lily: except I love cheese and animal products
girl: *facepalms*

by jellooreo1005 January 11, 2017

5👍 27👎


Kellanie

Really kind, rare, determined, competitive, super hot with gorgeous blonde hair. She can be super sweet, but don't get on her bad side... loves helping others and dreaming.

Guy: Wow look how hot Kellanie is
Other Guy: ya I know right, but she is taken :(
Guy: of course.

by jellooreo1005 January 11, 2017

4👍 3👎


Religionist

Its like racist but with religions.

Girl1: Wow he is hot, but he is jewish
GIrl2: YOU R SO EFFING RACIST...
Girl1: nope, im Religionist.

girl2: oh my lord.

by jellooreo1005 January 11, 2017

10👍 5👎